When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
by KTHaven November 4, 2023
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Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the cotton candy mug.A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together
by naonmi November 12, 2023
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Get the Candy cane mug.A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
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Candi is a very sweet, kind, heart warming, loving, and shy girl. She can also have a little crazy personality when you least expect it. Candi is known for her She’s not very well liked by most women. Candi is the kind of woman to keep to herself and is often quiet. She is also a huge introvert. I often think that woman hate her and envy her because of her jaw dropping looks. She also has the best luck with boys! She can pull whoever she wants, but it doesn’t last unless she wants it to. She knows she can pull whatever man she wants and end it whenever she wants. She’s only been heart broken a few times, but that doesn’t stop her from getting a man’s attention! She doesn’t really mind what others think of her which is what pisses off everyone the most. When she gets insulted, she’ll laugh it off. If she get’s mistreated, she’ll shrug it off. If she gets hurt, she’ll walk it off. She’ll always stay unbothered. She doesn’t let anything hurt her, unless it’s her own feelings and actions that hurt her. She has the cutest fashion and a soothing voice that I could listen to all day and I won’t get bored of it. Candi makes sure that everyone is included and tries her hardest to put on smile on everyone’s faces when they’re at their lowest. When you hear her name, you’ll either smile or make a sour face. Loyalty is her middle name. If you share a secret with her and she barley knows you, you best believe she’ll keep that secret. Go find yourself a Candi, everyone needs her.
(Girl): have you’ve seen Candi’s outfit today? It’s so cute!
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
by Angilo November 21, 2023
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