cunt mice

Tampons.

This refers to the close resemblance of the tampon with a mouse, especially when it has (at least putatively) crawled up a woman's vagina. See also: jam rag.

Looks like Aunt Flo's come to visit. Best pop down the shops, Mike, and get your mum some cunt mice.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

Cunt Dumper

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)

1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping

by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

by MERT July 4, 2012

cunt buzzard

someone who will fuck anything he sees

I can't belive you slept with that nasty bitch,you cunt buzzard

by mr mustafabeast September 23, 2005

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

by snabald July 13, 2003

cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

cunt rush

When a group or individual comes into the store 10 to 15 minutes before closing, and you have to stay open and put up with their bullshit.

"We were just about to close up when we were hit with a cunt rush"

by Patrick Mofo June 8, 2007