Busting suds

Washing dishes

Jay can’t come to the phone right now, because he’s busting suds.

by athena411 March 20, 2021

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Busting Cakes

On-going release of large amounts of nasty gas while engaged in physical activity.

In grade school during recess I participated in a pick up game of basketball. During a full court press my buddy Dale detected that someone was Busting Cakes.

by Max Coleman July 18, 2008

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A present progressive verb that describes the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.

Their natural enemy? Human skin.

Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”

Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.

If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.

Barry can come to Bible study, he’s got lust busting duties.

by XamulP May 27, 2025

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