Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)
if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous
Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
Ryan the G: hell yeah man!
Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!
*signs shirt*
by tinkleberry3000 April 02, 2023
The Greatest Coach Of All Time! The only reason why Paul George is going to Cleveland and nobody can recruit like him. He's the GOAT and always coaches his team to get the dub!
by DEFEND THE LAND June 29, 2017
by Gayshart December 08, 2018
The biggest douchebag to ever live. Usually big bearded with a small cock. Most Ryan Franklin’s have bad personality’s due to their lack of security. Most Ryan’s perform poorly under pressure and are usually know-it-alls. If you ever bump into a Ryan Franklin Walk away . He’s useless.
That Ryan Franklin is such an asshole!
by Dr. Emmanuel Richardson November 24, 2021
A freaking Cat. (He swears around every age group, and everybody hates him so much that he is NEVER referred to as "Ryan," just so whomever anyone may be talking to knows that they are actually talking about a stupid person who everyone hates more than their step-dad.)
Ryan Bill: "Mew mew mew meoooowww!" *jumps around on 4 limbs, swearing for no reason*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*
Alyssa: "Uhm, what in the actual frick are you doing right now?" *stops walking in the field with Abby*
Ryan Bill: "Being my true form." *Amias runs over like a teenage mutant ninja turtle*
Abby: We should run...
Ian: *is chasing Amias* TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, TURTLES IN THE HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER! **singing**
*Ryan Bill and Amias jump around on 4 limbs, circling each other*
Alyssa: Ian, run with us!
Ian: Yeah, let's go!
*Ryan Bill and Amias chase the 3 non-maniacs, screams in the background like everyone nearby had just witnessed bloody murder*
by FantasticLiekPickles0213 June 18, 2016
logic that contradicts itself
Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.
A catholic high school in Nashville Tennessee that was founded in 1925. Their has been a misconception that their sports programs are jokes because their football team hasn't been the best in past years even though they win state in many sports each year, for the 2009 football season they will have a new Stadium and in years to come many more new facilities. MBA and JP2 are their rivals and MBA and FRHS have been rivals for years.Their academics are amazing and they have successful alumni all across the nation and Mostly right here in Nashville.
Father Ryan is the best private school for Tennessee children of any class they don't descriminate and teach you to carry on what you learn into the years after you graduate.
by FRHS March 14, 2009