bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
by Luüb October 11, 2020
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elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
by 😆 LOL July 07, 2017
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Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!
by Ghost765 November 02, 2021
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Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch
by Bearbums January 31, 2017
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Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.
by boof_or_die October 04, 2017
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Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station
I parked across from the bacon station
by Solaraarai April 11, 2022
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bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.
by Ryan leaf November 29, 2014
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