Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.

It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.

by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013

You have two assholes

An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"

This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.

Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!

by The Crazy June 25, 2009

I'd lick her asshole

A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required

Check her out, she's a fox, i'd lick her asshole for sure.

by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009

Bong asshole queef

(v.) sex position in which a hit of “tobacco” is inhaled, then exhaled into another’s rectum in order to soon be followed by a resulting and successful bong asshole queef

Dude, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the most righteous bong asshole queef.

by RedBravado August 23, 2019

Chinese Asshole Virus

When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.

John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus

by slimjesus607 January 2, 2023

Hell's Asshole Syndrome

Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome

-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week

by A Man Who Takes Life Serious June 5, 2016

suck my asshole

My friend was being a bitch so I made him suck my asshole

shut the fuck up larry or your about to suck my asshole

by anal fistin yo mama October 1, 2018