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Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021
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irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.
Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.
by Snubbish December 9, 2017
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Irish Party

A party like event (similar to parties thrown by an Irish host) which last to the wee hours in the morning. You usually continue your day as if you just woke up early.
"I'm going to an Irish party tonight, I will be really tired tomorrow morning!"
by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019
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Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name
Hey bro I had a irish wank last night
by Seven47 September 7, 2022
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BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!
by Bbelle October 21, 2022
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake
I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.
by Albatraze May 23, 2021
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