Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Straw

If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.

by Mfisc56 December 5, 2020

Alabama of you

Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.

Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama of you

Refers to acts that are of an incestuous nature.

Person A: Damn I wanna fuck my cousin.
Person B: That's pretty Alabama of you, bro.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020