Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs

Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”

by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jordan

A very handsome young man pulling loads of girls.

Popular schoolboy.

Very kind and never bodyshames

Jordan is the kindest guy i met.

by isaac bussin March 31, 2021

Jordan Chuey

Danny Balinger

A MEGA RETARD. So dumb he is gay.

If I could describe Jordan Chuey in one word, it would be Danny Balinger

by 3Unkn0wn_user7 August 29, 2018

jordan

Jordan no

jordan: A athletic basketball player the in fact the best freshmen basketball player, yet to be in the nba. Georgia bulldog fan don't wear alabama crimson tide or any such so other than georgia around him. very bad attitude does not fuck with anyone, so don't talk shit about him or it won't be a very good day for you.

by aajj1212 September 26, 2019

Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world

Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together

by JFK69420 October 7, 2022

Jordan

Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.

POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.

by Real But Right. October 23, 2023