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monkey cracker

"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 19, 2023
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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz May 6, 2018
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Cracker soup

I made a joke to my friend theo about making him into cracker soup
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.
Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?
by datru3th September 23, 2016
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Club Cracker

Usually a white Caucasian Male who looks attractive and underage. Similar to the term Jailbait.
Looks like we have plenty of club crackers in here tonight!
by Lucius Asura January 3, 2017
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Cracker

by nutcase21 December 30, 2014
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