Shit Goalkeeper

This Person plays for C grade and everyone gives him shit. He just wants to make B grade with his friends.

God, Lachlan is such a shit goalkeeper.

by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018

Shit-Whip

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England

Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.

by jwalk207 June 6, 2024

Shit-gunning

Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.

Inverse boofing

Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.

by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020

piece of shit

a person that can be fatherless, emo, and weak. It has no friends and can barely lift a can of coke. The opposite of a sigma male.

Rufus: "You are very rude."
Jack: "You piece of shit."
Rufus: *Dies a deserved death*

by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022

Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022

piece of shit

People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!

Person 1:Did you see michal's post about ronnie mcnutt?
Person 2:I did. What a piece of shit!

by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022

shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017