An amazing place everyone seems to hate. But school is the place where they taught you about free speech, and also stopped you from using it against their school. The place where you spend over 50 hours a week to lean about how a bunch of people headed their sheep a few thousand years ago instead of learning about the stock market. The place that never taught you about rules because then you would know beating kids is a crime.
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: Hey jimmy, I am going to send you to this place for 18 years from now on, they will teach you a bunch of stuff.
Jimmy: That will help me, right?
Principal: Oh, no, not at all.
Jimmy: What?
Dad: What will you do if a kid is bad?
Principal: Oh, we will lock them in a room for 2 hours and let them do nothing at all.
Jimmy: What will you do if someone hurts me?
Principal: Oh, we are allowed to hurt you and we will do that a lot.
Dad: Is that legal?
Principal: I don't know *Shrugs*
Dad: Fair enough.
Jimmy: What will you do if a kid gets depressed?
Principal: Oh, we will blame it on someone or something else.
Jimmy: Will the teachers be nice?
Principal: If they are, we will fire them. Also they will be underpaid.
DAD: YOU WANT ME TO my kid to a place with hundreds of more kids with a high chance of bullied and depressed with no support and where you won't even help them and instead take money from me?
Principal: Hey, we will give you a paper with "Jimmy Passed" on it too
Dad: Deal.
Jimmy: What?
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«school quit day» is a 15 may Celebration That kids want to have a longer day Free from school, Aka Jail for kids,
they Will Put crackers in their Lunch boxes to celebrate ,The school quit day the lunch box will explode to happiness of kids wonder to be free from School jail like.
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by Fattoyosh January 14, 2021
Get the School quit day mug.Cheam High School is so shit swr down if u acc enjoy it or like it ur a neek, the only good thing bout it is the shit that goes down there and outside, some guy used to shot cro and outside the schoolgates, and there was a cro factory at the road nearby (Stoughton Av)
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2 - yh ik he also shot at Limes
1 - peak that he got nicked
2 - yh word g
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student: “im really sorry i didn’t get it done, please don’t fail me i’m trying really hard.”
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
teacher: “ your failing yourself, deal with it.”
student one: i can’t come i have a forty page assignment for school to do”
student two: “ that’s to bad, i’m homeschooled “
student one: “fck u”
*no offense to homeschoolers we love y’all ❤️
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