Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 09, 2016

Dick debacle

A situation in which you're with a hoe, and she notices that your dick looks wack.

"Yo Jim, yo dick look stank!"
"Shit dude"
(Dick debacle)

by LordFarquad71 February 12, 2015

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. March 08, 2016

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017

Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it

Why dick ducking me all of a sudden

by Posley January 21, 2023

Dick Dag

Shit left on the helmet of your penis after committing lewd act

After a rousing weekend with the boys Pete returned home with sore knees, stretched earlobes and a dick dag

by Karlabrit May 03, 2018