suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

dick

1. the male genitalia
2. the act of masturbation

dick me daddy

by kimjonooof February 4, 2018

Dick butter

When your fucking a girl and she’s so wet there’s a creamy white fluid in her vagina mixed with precum all that residue left on your dick is dick butter

Mehn after fucking Amy my penis was covered with dick butter

by Lord ABS February 5, 2018

philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.

I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.

by TheBoss412 May 4, 2018

dick-tickling

Where a man has a one night stand with another man

I had a dick-tickling last night.

by Dick-Tickler February 9, 2018

dick-inputtable

Someone / something into whom / which you would potentially agree to put your penis.

"Hey, have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!"

"The Crème brûlée at that new French restaurant is perfectly dick-inputtable."

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 9, 2018

Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018