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poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.
This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).
Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*
by JoejoejoeSmithsmithsmith June 4, 2022
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Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
by BQuanchi November 4, 2015
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Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.
Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
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my moms salad

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019
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ripped my throat straight out

The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.
I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..
by Emma Masing June 4, 2024
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chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
by Slack Master January 25, 2018
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