g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82

Damn yo, who just g'd your barber

by Jimbles nontronbo March 28, 2014

your teacher

dumbass idiot

your teacher is very sus

by tomatolovererererererrerer December 2, 2021

National hate your former teacher day

Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto

Jonathan: what day is it
Bryant: It’s National hate your former teacher day !!!!
Jonathan: Thanks

by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

Scoop your soup

To grab a ladle and gather the insides of ones bootyhole or vaginal area to slurp upon

Lay down and maybe a little later I’ll scoop your soup

by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019

Fuck yours

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.

Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.

by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019