Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 2, 2021

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018

Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.

1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021

Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023

April shit

The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different

She be on that April shit this morning

by Tramp,babysmomma October 3, 2022

House Shit

A collective of both short term and long term goals, tasks, and activities which are performed within the domain, for the benefit of ones personal space and/or shared spaces. This also includes doing nothing at all.

The type of shit that you do at home

On my day off, I thought it would be best to stay home and do some house shit.

"What are you doing?"
"Not much, just here at home doing some house shit"

by z46k December 30, 2023