Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018

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sick as dick

Sick as Dick is when something is crazy good, very enjoyable or impressive. Normally used as a reply for something awesome that is mentioned to you . You would normally only say it amongst close friends, and usually followed by a shakas.

"I justbfoubd out Inhave tomorrow off"
"Sick as Dick".
Similar to "sweet dude" or "nailed it" or "whoa dude" or "that rocks".

by Epic breakfast May 3, 2018

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Dick Sound

It’s when your dick flops around and makes that sound.

My dick made that dick sound.. You like it?

by oof69 May 3, 2018

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Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

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Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

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