Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug. by You_suckass January 18, 2024
Get the Ants in your milkmug. by Luck7ess November 2, 2022
Get the Your pterodactylmug. Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
Get the National pretend to be mad at your friends daymug. 
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my ownmug. The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)
Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.
Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.
by milkers inc. June 24, 2021
Get the your mommug.