Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

Shit

To be cobracoy

“Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”

by Cobracoy November 29, 2023

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

by kittenlazor March 7, 2014

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.

Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!

by HeartlessSloth July 18, 2016

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

shit sister

every family has one....the less favourite or popular or successful sibling. Think of Danni Minogue compared to Kylie. Danni is the shit sister. Could also, be the second favourite son, if you have a brother.

Danni is the shit sister to Kylie.

by HomeBrand August 30, 2021