I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

Shit

When an artist releases a new work. Synonymous with "drop/dropped".

"Kendrick is shitting this Friday"
"Doja Cat asshole stays wet the way she's shitting"
"Ye shitted all over this"

by Lulucoocoo May 13, 2022

Shit

Being on a train and/or bus for a long period of time. (ie. 12 hours)

Dude that journey was shit!

by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012

the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:

And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan

by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023

shit hole

1:A shithole a place that can be used for many things an plesureness like jerry like his shit hole plummed by kevin an alice like her ass blaster pounded wait never mind we are talking about shitholes yeah shithole like your mom

shit hole jerry smells like pure shitholery

by taint washer May 23, 2023

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017