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I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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Hell you

When you want to say fuck you but you in a joking way.
David: You stink
Kyle: Hell You
by Loopy poopy December 27, 2019
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Well you see Luigi

A phrase said before the complete doom of human existance. Often followed by the screams of orphans.
Guy 1: is that a fucking meteor?!
Guy 2: Well you see Luigi.
by Cheese is good ye September 15, 2021
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You Smell

An individual who has very bad smelling body odor, and everyone noticing the smell in whatever time that individual is in.
"You smell dude"

"My mom said you smell"

"At the party yesterday everyone was talking about how you smell after you had left"
by Infinitezeitgeist June 4, 2024
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When someone who is black comes upon money or is already rich and famous and does some stupid shit that reflects badly on every other black person. Originating from an episode of the Chappelle show.
Black friend: Dawg, I just bought a 21 foot long snake girl body pillow. It costed 1700 dollars.

Me: THEY NEVER SHOULDA GAVE YOU N**GAS MONEY!
by Im_Stalking_and_lurking August 6, 2023
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'Zat You, Santa Claus?

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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