Willy

A person with no hoes they dont one either there bitchass lazy ass wants to play roblox 24/7 and drinks monsters cuz there lazy bitchass wanna play a free gambling game they sit in there grandmas basement and watch roblox sex cuz there bitch ass gay ass nigga bitchass self is to lazy to pull one

that bitchass is a willy he aint got no hoes, dont talk to that dude he a willy

by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024

Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed

Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy

by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025

Willis

A willis is someone who devotes their life to the willis committee, their fellow Willis’, their ‘mates’, inside jokes such as “she’s fed up”, the Hamilton musical, basketball and Theodore Ryan. Every time you are around two willis’ you will know they are there because they just yell out ‘Willis’. A new member of ‘Willis’ is more commonly called a ‘judas’.

Can you tell me the story of how you became a Willis? (Any Willis nearby will subsequently recite wait for it, a song created by Lesley Odom Jr.)

by Willis number one March 12, 2024

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle

Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut

by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023

Willy

A silly, kind, charismatic, gentleman who has a heavenly appearance. Willy is outstanding and known for having numerous diseases, most of which are unknown and untreatable. Despite his rabies, he's quite the lovable guy. They have MANY friends and followers. They are usually associated with Blueycapsules William Afton due to him always playing as him in bcrp on roblox.

Woah is that willy?! They're so cool omg...

Willy wont be fed for a week.

by Willy_the_great March 23, 2022

Willy Money

A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.

Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!

by hammerka May 8, 2017