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skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone
Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum
by MooshyKun October 12, 2023
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The WillyGoat Curse

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.
“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”
by The Bonk December 2, 2024
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sweat willy

like a wet willy - but wet your finger with your/your victim’s sweat instead of your spit.
preferably from somewhere gross like your balls or pits.
bro- remember when Sonny Bradley gave Emre Can a sweat willy at the match against Plymouth?
by snowdenwasright February 12, 2024
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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Brown Willy

Like a wet willy except instead of putting your pinky finger in your mouth you put it up your asshole and then stick it into someone’s ear
“Dude, he gave me a fucking brown willy! We gotta stop hanging out with him….”
by CeCeLutt March 2, 2024
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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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Tillied willy

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.
Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024
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