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Soggy Waffle 

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
Soggy Waffle by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.
She is acting like a twat waffle.
Twat waffle by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

Blended Waffle 

A blended version of a woman's vagina, similar to a cold waffle just blended.
Hey man, have you acted like Dahmer and had a blended waffle lately?
Blended Waffle by BongooCatt December 18, 2021

Stroop Waffle Style 

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.
“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style
Stroop Waffle Style by lilpribs January 14, 2022

Blue waffle 

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

Hot Waffle 

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.