TURD TRANSPLANT

(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT
Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.
by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017
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Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.
Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.
by iliketigobittys February 27, 2011
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Elephant Turd

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club
"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax
by SSBMMasta August 22, 2010
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turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.
you are a turd jerker
by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009
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polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street
Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
by ItsAJohnson October 11, 2010
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turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.
Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.
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Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out
by bbq13 March 13, 2008
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