Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 16, 2011

Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys February 27, 2011

Elephant Turd

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club

"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax

by SSBMMasta August 22, 2010

polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 11, 2010

turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

by bbq13 March 13, 2008