Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

urban turd

To take a turd in an outdoors yet urban environment ie. housing estate, alleyway, school yard etc

"did you hear, henry took an urban turd on the door"

by jeff member May 29, 2008

Turd Burglar

The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen

Damn did you hear about that party lat night, Brittany lost her ass cherry to a Turd Burglar.

by carolina hitman November 7, 2010

polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

by bbq13 March 13, 2008

turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008