tittyboggle

noun
1. a randomly occurring strange or unusual situation
2. a figurative pickle

Bro 1 - I walked in on two teachers making out on the desk.
Bro 2 - That's messed up, man.
Bro 1 - They wanted me to join them.
Bro 2 - What a tittyboggle!!!!

Holy tittyboggle!!!!

by Effigylord February 5, 2018

Tittyfuck

When a dirty fucking son slide his hard cock between her mom's tits and cum on them.

I love to tittyfuck my mother's tits hard! She's such a slut since she begs for my dick to cum on her dirty face. I fuck her throat too to make her puke on her hanging boobs. Her vomit make my cock slide better in between her big incestuous tits.

by Rikycurveddick February 8, 2018

Titty Stopper

The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.

“Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”

by Tt_favorite February 9, 2018

titty swamp

Titty swamp is when your boob sweat is accumulated under the said boob or boobs (or bra) and creates a layer of film that coats the skin.

Or in other words
Female duck butter

Sydney: hey Lizzie, on a scale of 1-10 how bad do you get titty swamp?

Lizzie: I'd say a 6. It get so bad that skin starts accumulating under the finger-
Sydney: what the fuck is wrong with you?

-scene-

by Big bubba blue May 18, 2018

Titty Grits

When you cum on a woman's chest and she message it between her breast.

I came on her chest and she began rubbing them together and I asked you must be making titty grits.

by Fettywhopperoni May 24, 2018

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

Titty trance

Being mesmerised by a cracking pair of boobs.

Steven was mesmerised by the Lindsay's breasts, he was in a titty trance.

by Benny Ha-ha May 28, 2018