Eating Shit

Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.

Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.

by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009

Fag Shit

A very compact turd. As if a penis rams another's anal cavity, causing the shit to be nice and compact.

Man, I just took the biggest fag shit. Felt like a rock came out my ass.

by MiScreant March 7, 2012

Shit Shoes

Simply being shoes that one changes into before performing the act of defecating in the bathroom, most commonly used in an office setting or other close encountering professions. The act of changing your shoes gives you a sense of "anonymity"in the bathroom for those who look under the stall to distinguish the occupant by the shoes he or she is wearing.

Whenever you do your business at the office, remember your Shit Shoes!

by xCastratedx July 31, 2011

Shit Zoo

A zoo with no animals

I went to a Shit Zoo

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

shit cramp

a pain in the gut that is a result of having to take a big dump

"pull over, i gotta shit cramp!"

by eureka January 22, 2004

shit bastard

Somebody who is indeed being an asshole, but not necessarily having bastard nature (ie born during wedlock). Also abbreviated to shitbas

"Man, i must have left the car keys way out there in the jungle"

"Oh my god, you shit bastard!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

Night-Shit

When one wakes up in the middle of the night, having to take a massive shit.

Dimitri Krokos woke up in the middle of the night and had to take a massive night-shit.

by Sexy Cock Munchers June 27, 2011