Jordan

Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan

Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan

by SERBIA is GAY July 30, 2021

Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids

Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie

by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018

jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean

jordan - give me your balls

me - yes

by ciara m April 29, 2019

Jordan

A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.

Person 1:Wanna meet Jordan he's some guy i just met

Person 2: no...

by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022

jordan cotter

Someone with a phat juicy ass

Jordan cotter has a phat juicy ass

by Phat juicy ass October 17, 2021