Porn Lock

When your computer freezes up due to viruses obtained from downloading too much porn. This can be a fatal condition which can not be corrected with anti virus software.

If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants

Darn, my screen is frozen, I must have Porn Lock on this computer.

by golfbikerun December 27, 2011

Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.

Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.

by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011

Pot-Porn

To look at pornography while on the John/toilet.

I have no privacy in this house, It's resulted in me having to look at Pot-Porn

by Toothpaste R. Simms November 16, 2006

Child Porn

Guys who instead of a fetish for bondage or animals, like children instead.

Oh yes little Tommy yes!!

by jeffweisefan August 31, 2005

Feminist Porn

The act of a feminist repeatedly patronizing a man in which she continually refers to him as a pig in order to fulfill her sexual needs.

"How was last night with Molly?"

"It was really bad, she wanted to make some feminist porn. My ass still hurts!"

by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016

torture porn

A catchy if not condescending term used to describe the genre of movies in which people are tortured and killed, like the Saw and Hostel series. The phrase of course implies that those who enjoy the movies have a fetish for such things and get their rocks off watching someone being tortured.

Unfortunately this completely ignores the strengths of these movies. Saw really does have an interesting philosophical aspect, really. The story is also pretty good. The guy above said Hostel actually is just plain ol' torture, I would agree there.

If you can get past the gore and extreme violence, the Saw series are actually a good tale and not just torture porn.

by yuandynasty October 30, 2009

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016