by Knoky December 7, 2018

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

by puffdaddybanban October 9, 2019

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.
2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."
2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
by DoppelBanger6969696969696969 July 6, 2011

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

S.L.A.P is an acronym for Self Loathing Autistic Person
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.
its term for an autistic person who is against neurodiversity/autistic civil rights because they can't see anything positive about there autism.
by NEURODIVERSE August 20, 2020
