Playing Whack-a-mole

Fucking a girl so hard in the ass, when she has to poop, that your dick turns brown from hammering the shit back into her ass. The turd must look like it is popping out of the ass, like a mole exiting a mole hill.

Bro 1: Get on CoD
Bro 2: Can't playing whack-a-mole

by Yhearddawggy May 26, 2020

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

Playing my Nintendo

The phrase "playing my Nintendo" means that someone is "playing with another's heart." This is a gay term, however, and typically used as a discreet way to refer to a bond between two homies.

"James has really been playing Luke's Nintendo lately. Luke should just ask him out already."
alt:

"Damn, Arcangelo, playing my Nintendo."

by Cecil is better than you December 18, 2018

Playing my tune

Someone is calling your name for something

"Hey I'll call you back the nurse is playing my tune"

by Laborlover May 21, 2015

play-doh spine

Weak and dumb as fuck

Don't mind the new recruit he's got a play-doh spine

by ThePigWithABigDick July 10, 2018

I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014