T Job

Tape Job; Taping the blade of your hockey stick.

Hell yeah dude, just gotta' finish my T Job!

by bkimbarkkkk January 9, 2011

Jilly Job

The act of when one person inserts 2 fingers down a persons throat and carresses/fondels ones uvula

Dude that bitch went bullemic after i gave her a wicked jilly job last night

by Jeff Leboitz April 29, 2011

Job Vulture

Someone who checks out the obituaries in the newspaper, looking for someone who recently died, who worked at a job that the job vulture wants. He then quickly sends in a resume, before the job opening is advertised, avoiding competition from other job-seekers.

Marlene: Wow, we got a resume for Bob's job, and he was just buried yesterday! We haven't even put out an ad yet!
Jan: Looks like a job vulture. I like his efficiency! Get him in here for an interview.

by The Doonster August 3, 2010

Rolls-Job

When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.

Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!

Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.

Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?

Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.

by Gingemonkeh August 5, 2010

Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

cancel job

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.

God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.

by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008

Breathe Job

Having a girl breathe on your dick and not suck it, for over ten minutes. Then dropping the girl off.

Tough nuts was breathe jobbed by a bitch in his Denali! He was disappointed

by Col. Hill January 15, 2009