King Cow

A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.

Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."

by Ldread June 1, 2023

cow

your mum

your mum is a cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Coastal Cow

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

by CoastalCow February 28, 2023

cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023