Noun - A short ninja, around two feet tall, that reside in the yard in the night time. They continually stare into the windows of the residents house, as a voyeur, giggled in the background. If a person is vigilant enough, they can catch them in action. Yard Ninjas are weak against the common porcupine, but cannot be killed by one. Yard Ninjas originated around the 1300's AD, when they were discovered trampling on the grave of William Wallace
I caught me a Yard Ninja last night, bugger had 13 of my collectable Pez dispensers.... I'm gonna buy me some guard porcupines..
by The Dylanatron December 24, 2010
Get the Yard Ninjamug. Term first used by YouTube user Onision when voicing his frustration with his viewers who called him a rape apologist when he made remarks like, "It's not rape if the woman is intoxicated" and "It's not rape if the couple is married" and attempted to fall back on the many instances where he said flat out that rape is wrong. Apparently, he's one of those internet users who thinks he's never wrong and doesn't tolerate the slightest constructive criticism. So anybody who dares to offer constructive criticism is trolling him.
"Daaaaaamn!!! F***ing ninja trolling. F***ing ninja trolling dude! Kicking Onision's ass with ignorance, yo!"
by That Guy on That Show August 6, 2014
Get the ninja trollingmug. 1. n. The 'Art' of opening the Soul of an individual outside of their own immediate and physical vicinity in such a way that often arouses the physical body, but especially challenges their very 'nature' and 'Being', mentally, first and foremost.
2. v.--A 'Method' or process used to literally 'ignite' the essence or 'spiritual body' of 'either' party with a 'fire' or 'ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that 'burns long'(i.e. an 'inescapable effect'), emotionally deep...and often without the 'collective' conscious awareness of 'both' parties, at first...yet, 'Always' through the 'mutual' consent of each party involved.
3. n. adv.--The 'Flame' or Energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the 'Volcanic' experience of A Supremely Resonating and Orgasmic Energy that renders the body so numb, that the 'Soul' has no choice but to Re-Cognize it'Self' for the first time since birth, in its purest 'essence', experientially, as 'One', with all that is and ever will Be.
i.e. A Theistic interpretation
4. Modifier--The ill use of, and or side effects of 'Ninja Sex' can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the 'experience' is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.
5. Idiom--to have sex, to engage in the 'Act' and or ~Art~ of 'Inter-Course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals 'cross' or ~interconnect~, 'physically' and ~spiritually~. )
2. v.--A 'Method' or process used to literally 'ignite' the essence or 'spiritual body' of 'either' party with a 'fire' or 'ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that 'burns long'(i.e. an 'inescapable effect'), emotionally deep...and often without the 'collective' conscious awareness of 'both' parties, at first...yet, 'Always' through the 'mutual' consent of each party involved.
3. n. adv.--The 'Flame' or Energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the 'Volcanic' experience of A Supremely Resonating and Orgasmic Energy that renders the body so numb, that the 'Soul' has no choice but to Re-Cognize it'Self' for the first time since birth, in its purest 'essence', experientially, as 'One', with all that is and ever will Be.
i.e. A Theistic interpretation
4. Modifier--The ill use of, and or side effects of 'Ninja Sex' can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the 'experience' is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.
5. Idiom--to have sex, to engage in the 'Act' and or ~Art~ of 'Inter-Course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals 'cross' or ~interconnect~, 'physically' and ~spiritually~. )
basic--Ninja Sex is the only way to fly!
'Twilight' humor--I literally had Ninja Sex with my beloved Bella last night, HOLY SHIT, I've never felt anything that Hot since Hell froze over!
poetry--Ninja Sex has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the Soul.
philosophical--A Sexual Ninja understands that when Two become One, He and She may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a Divine Eye, to gaze the Soul of Earth, and move mountains to fulfill their Life's Destiny, on Purpose.
***NOTE & WARNING:
This 'process' can be utilized in many ways, however, the 'act of' or 'Art' mastered by an entity or 'evolved soul' is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. In other words, don't 'Fuck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. Love) or use 'properly'(i.e. Non-malicious intent).
Post Author-- ♠ SinUЯgisT ♥
'Twilight' humor--I literally had Ninja Sex with my beloved Bella last night, HOLY SHIT, I've never felt anything that Hot since Hell froze over!
poetry--Ninja Sex has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the Soul.
philosophical--A Sexual Ninja understands that when Two become One, He and She may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a Divine Eye, to gaze the Soul of Earth, and move mountains to fulfill their Life's Destiny, on Purpose.
***NOTE & WARNING:
This 'process' can be utilized in many ways, however, the 'act of' or 'Art' mastered by an entity or 'evolved soul' is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. In other words, don't 'Fuck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. Love) or use 'properly'(i.e. Non-malicious intent).
Post Author-- ♠ SinUЯgisT ♥
by SinUЯgisT September 16, 2011
Get the ninja sexmug. by michysuhasi April 27, 2006
Get the ginger ninjamug. A stealthy gay man. A man that perfers his penis in another mans butt rather than a vagina. Poopstick can also be used in replace of "gay" when something sucks or is unfair.
(John tends to go to the poopstick ninja bars a lot and says that he is just going because his friends want to. I am beginning to wonder about his sexual preference.)
(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)
(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)
(This job is poopstick! I want a different one.)
(Aw..poopstick, I burnt my toast.)
by pittwoman February 11, 2010
Get the Poopstick Ninjamug. Ninja style!...
Guy: HAAAIIIII-YA!!!!
Girl: Hey needle-dick, you just karate-chopped me in the head!
Guy: Trying different positions was your idea.
Guy: HAAAIIIII-YA!!!!
Girl: Hey needle-dick, you just karate-chopped me in the head!
Guy: Trying different positions was your idea.
by Diego Poop January 2, 2010
Get the Ninja Stylemug. A transgender that perfectly transforms themself into the opposite sex in order to fool or infiltrate that sex’s society. They can also pretend to be born that sex and trick their partner into believing that is how they originally were.
by GenderMaster October 8, 2018
Get the transgender ninjamug.