The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"
by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020
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Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
by Sherbulop June 5, 2020
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Description: An individual who is of high status yet understands and sympathizes with ordinary people (plebeians).
Description: An individual who is of high status yet understands and sympathizes with ordinary people (plebeians).
1) Lee, you are a man of the people.
2) Hey, do you know Lee? He is really a man of the people.
3) Someone you aspire to be
2) Hey, do you know Lee? He is really a man of the people.
3) Someone you aspire to be
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