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Alpha Male

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous
by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020
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male pussy pain

when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything
by The Flavor Frenzys April 3, 2014
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Brown Skin Male

1. You will need to check your car to travel to places.
2. You are the working class.
3. You are a brown skin male.
4. You will have to clean your car.
5. You will feel entitled to be you.
6. You are a child of God.
7. You are a great father.
8. You will graduate college.
9. You will succeed.
10. You cum and ejaculation is not infected.
11. You are a brown skin male.
12.You are a great male.
13. You are a great male.
14. You will be that great doctorate.
"It's a great brown skin male!" Said London.
by Dr. Deloris February 1, 2024
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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Male Lesbian

When a person with hermaphroditism says he's a lesbian with a working dick
Jake: Dude did you hear that Angela is a lesbian?
Alex: She's a Male lesbian
by Maltrof January 27, 2024
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Jellied Male Grindset

The Jellied Male Grindset (JMG) refers to a hardworking individual that specifically focuses on developing roblox games.
Man, he really must have a Jellied Male Grindset. I've never seen him do anything other than working on Strange Place...
by The Mighty Snappers May 7, 2022
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Sigma Male

Someone who reports nudity on tinder
Guy 1: Dude. Isaac reports people for nudity on tinder
Guy 2: such a sigma male
by S1rMuffinMan May 7, 2022
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