he is a lover boy and will loves his girl forever, he tends to go for the fat girls named Laura, he loves her with all his heart and gives her birthday sex every year
by Mdndbdjdjx November 21, 2023

by coolilkid2134 September 30, 2021

seems to good to be true at first. falls in love quickly. doesn't agree with loyalty. uses the phrase "thick" and likes to act 'cool'. self conscious about their hair being short but needs a hair cut
by asm August 16, 2017

He is such a simp will ask out anyone he can, about 4 or 5 tims. He is really Thirsty
he only has a 1mm cock
he only has a 1mm cock
by ghfghjjbhm September 9, 2020

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021

logan is phogan
by andrew richerdson haddock February 18, 2022
