Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020
Kyle is a very sweet, funny boy!! His voice will make you melt and you can just imagine how great his hugs are! <3
by rollerskateskinnie November 14, 2020
Is the sweetest guy a girl can have. Will give you all his time. VERY VERY FINE. Very talented. and dude he's smart too, he's the whole package. Very easy to get attached to. cuddle monster. the love of my life tbh
by Kairusimp October 21, 2021
Kyle a young boy who has very small genitals then grew up to be a sewage cleaner not only he can’t maintain a relationship nor does he brush his teeth he has much confidence on his dirtbikr
by Grandma slayer 69 November 13, 2019
The guy who really hates himself but compresses his emotions as to keep the spirits of his friends high, he tries his best to be kind and selfless but is extremely rude. His best friend usually is someone who feels similar emotions to him but tends to express them significantly more.
by Twemw October 14, 2020
An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.
Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
by Absolute Niggook June 30, 2019