Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. Somebody who gets in your head for absolutely no reason at all. Isn’t super good at communicating. Of course he’s quite flirty, but it’s difficult to know what Jordan truly wants and feels.
Oh hi Jordan
by Exactly who you think this is. October 17, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. An absolute nigger faggot with puffy hair and he is super tall. White like mayo and trash at fortnite
by Morosis999 April 1, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animalsmug. by anonymous October 20, 2021
Get the Jax Jordanmug. This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Is the best ever
by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.