Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.

Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!

by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023

Half way to Ye

Nearly crazy or left of mainstream. Controversial.

“Gurl, you half way to Ye thinking those eyebrows look good!”

by Cat@22 December 8, 2022

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.

My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.

by Dented cat January 12, 2023

half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.

Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’

by Josho July 9, 2023

my foot and a half

Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".

We have 20 minutes to write this exam? My foot and a half!

by French egg head August 25, 2023