Crack-a-Cola

Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.

Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.

by Duckhead666 August 7, 2010

Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

by booodty June 24, 2010

cracked back

(v.) Feeling tore up, exhausted.
(adv.)Not caring about your appearance to others or yourself.
(adj.)Being so high off of dope that your eyelids are peeled back into your face.

That lady looks like she hasn't slept or bathed in a month. She looks cracked back! Go holla at her, G.

by greg gonzalez April 3, 2008

crack jazz

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.

Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.

by Jimmy "Sax Machine" Phillips July 12, 2009

big crack

Large split in anus

I ate his big crack

by Big crack November 11, 2017

Crack and Ikes

A renaming job for the candy Mike and Ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. They especially prey on people who don't eat sugar all that often. If you are not careful with Crack and Ikes you may just wind up getting Shashanked

Converstation dealing with Crack and Ikes

Cool Guy: Dude stop eating my Mike and Ikes

Crack head: Man I can't keep them away from me....

Cool guy: Only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

by MarioYamasaki August 3, 2008

Crack Pencil

A person who uses a lame insult.

Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

by Rothgar the Strategist February 8, 2010