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Side Door

When someone uses a friend to connect to another
Brandon's girlfriend got my number off his phone and tried to side door me for information about where he was last night.
by Rodneylr July 6, 2016
mugGet the Side Doormug.

Squeaky Door-Hinge

When your having sex with a women on the open side of a door, and when she begins to moan, you spray the inside of her mouth with WD-40 to make her stop. Or slam the door into the back of her head when she is giving head.
Woman 1: Man, the inside of my mouth feels really scratchy this morning.
Woman 2: How come?
Woman 1: My fucking boyfriend wouldn't stop spraying the inside of my mouth with WD-40, calling it the "Squeaky Door-Hinge".
by Beeksteer25 February 26, 2025
mugGet the Squeaky Door-Hingemug.

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.
Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?
by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017
mugGet the door knob twistmug.

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...
Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!
by Edward2009 September 10, 2025
mugGet the School Door Bellmug.

Apache Door Gunner

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
by bachoochoo June 26, 2024
mugGet the Apache Door Gunnermug.

Doors

Muselk's #1 enemy in fortnite
"I hate Doors"
by LazarYeeter February 11, 2021
mugGet the Doorsmug.

Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi
bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again
by V2lkyrie September 4, 2022
mugGet the Door Wifimug.

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