My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

dick whipped

similar to pussy whipped , however with the rolls reversed. the girl will do anything asked/commanded by the guy.

she is so dick whipped by dakota, he has her trained to feed him on command.

by .N.P.H. December 5, 2009

Dick Kisser

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.

When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"

by JTD November 9, 2006

dick head

One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.

Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!

by Waer December 28, 2005

Dick Cheney

A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.

"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."

by XthePirate May 10, 2007

dick slime

The sperm of a male

I dick slimed ya mama last night, bra!

What the hell bra, did you just throw a burrito at me, what are you a dick slime??

by Apypolylogy October 31, 2014

Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

by Grox9999 July 7, 2016