close to the wind

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,

'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'

by McBoyd August 5, 2007

Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

Close it

When your making something official, as in a decision, deal, or romantic partnership.

Friend1: Are you going to finally ask Spencer out tonight?
Friend2: I don't know dude...
Friend1: Just close it, already!

by Jooleee October 31, 2016

Creepy Close

when someone either knowingly or not invades personal space while conversing or in a confined space.

Judge Rhinehold being a close talker was always standing creepy close to Jerry Seinfeld.

by Tobb January 20, 2004

Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

by tickalishhh December 16, 2009

late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

by Meth December 11, 2003