black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack

You see that hes got a black carpet

by BigkingLee March 20, 2016

cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.

"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."

by scrubadubtub September 6, 2016

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

dark carpet

An African-American woman's vagaina

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.

by mlg doritos December 15, 2016