nard cake

Someone who hates themselves, doesn't drink there shredbull, or is named Alex.

Alex is a fricking nard cake, you fricking nard cake.

by Ericreid35 February 6, 2017

plazzy cakes

a person with no butt.

Joe lacks plazzy cakes

by O.Dre July 24, 2010

fam cake

The group of girls with excessive cake (fat booties) that all role together. AKA- fat bootie squad

Wow, here comes MacKenzie and her fam cake

by carol effilige January 16, 2017

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

cake puncher

In the service industry, an employee who deliberately damages a meal or component thereof in order to make it unacceptable to be served to a customer. In turn, the food then becomes available to the server and/or the rest of the staff.

Adam loves working at that cafe on the water. He eats there all the time but he never has to pay for it 'cuz he's a cake puncher.

by diggy deadmoon September 30, 2016

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018

Eggplant Cake

Something girls ask guys for when they wanna suck his dick.

"Lemme eat that dick" "You could just say gimme that eggplant cake

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018