sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)

Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.

by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 2, 2019

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019

Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019

Butter Buddies

Butter Buddies are also know as Butterflies (The nervous ones you get around your crush) but Butter Buddies are more intense like way more

“I have butterflies and I can’t explain them”

“Someone’s got a case of the Butter Buddies”

by Chickerbangisathang August 20, 2019

Nutty Buddy

“Straight” friends who jack off to each other and proceed to say “no homo.”

Sam: “Yeah I have a nutty buddy, but I’m not gAy”

You are. You are gay.

by keensonmyfeet69 August 20, 2019

Dick Buddy

Someone of the male gender you frequently hook up with, but it's nothing serious

Hey, did you see Bob yesterday?

Yeah I did. He's my dick buddy.
Oh wow, thanks Bob very nice!

by michaelscottlovesme August 21, 2019