Beat a Fishie Day

Fishie Day, you celebrate it and you might've hated it, We have the solution for you, Beat a Fishie Day. This day is on November 22nd and it's a day where you can fight a Fishie, and they can't do anything!

"Bro why are you attacking that guy, and why isn't he fighting back?"
"Eh, Beat a Fishie Day"
"Ooooohhhhhhh"

by Axolele November 26, 2021

beat the amy time

its the time every week "to beat an amy"

look at the time its "beat the amy time"

by ooga booga7277282 January 14, 2021

Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Beating the Bonus Hole

The act of Female masterbation

I was busy Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023

Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off

use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.

by Elspencico June 3, 2019

Beat a Michael day

Beat up Michael day

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn

by Brushbruh November 29, 2021